Teacher in Classroom

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*Kids in school think quick *

*TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is!* *
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!*

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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*TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?*
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JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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*TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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*TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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*TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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*TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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*TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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*TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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*TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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*TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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*TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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*TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : ( A teacher )

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