John Cleese’s “Letter to America”

[Emperor666]

Pravi autor: kastaš

A mogu reagirat jedino sa takvim nekim osrednjim Mcdonalds mentalitetom srednje žalosti kao šta je taj odgovor što si ga ti postao.

Taj "odgovor" je isto copy/paste sa istog foruma.

[kastaš]

Znam, nisam mislio da si ga ti napisao.

[pajo-patakRi]

to je taj monty python

[Davor1507]

[Davor1507]

Ovo sam upravo našao na nekom forumu: http://www.usa-flag-site.org/forum/a...ntry-2242.html

Hi guys,

I'm typing from the United Kingdom, AKA Great Britian. It is situated about 3,000 miles east of the east coast of America, and is straight over the atlantic ocean, just above France but West of Europe.

I'm going to be blunt here guys. So many Americans havent got a clue about the outside world, so I thought I would share some stuff with you.

Here in England we use MILES AN HOUR not KILOMETERS. We also use POUNDS not EUROS. We also dont class 50 year old building as old. We have some buildings here that are thousands of years old, and my local pub (bar) dates back to 1602. It IS possible to make a cheap, reliable and small car. My sister once had a car that was LESS than one litre engine capacity and did a good 90mph, not bad for a tiny car.

Burgers and Hotdogs are a German delicacy, not an American one, and Apple Pie originates from England, not America. Also, Wales and Scotland are the UK and are seperate countries to England.

Jappanese cars are also very reliable, cheap cars that need very little attention, so you dont just HAVE to buy American cars.

Technically we one world war one and two, because we fought from the start .

Our television doesnt have every swear word bleeped out every five minuites and nudity blurred out in a very annoying manor (that is after 9pm).

We dont DRIVE five minuites down the road, and Britian isnt like you make it out to be, we dont all wear stupid hats, go to bed at 9 and be as well behaved as you make out, this isnt Victorian times anymore!

We dont also speak like really posh liek you guys think! Our beer is stronger, with more alcohol, and can be legally drunk from 18, (a small amount at 5 years old is allowed int he home), but most drink at a younger age (i first got drunk at 14), sex is allowed from 16 (most have it before), ciggarettes used to be 16 but are now 18 and driving is 17.

We also dont stand outside and look at our flag! Personally I dont attend church, and neither do most Brits. I haven't been for years!

The French arent actually bad people, they make good foods, wines and cheeses and the cheese isnt plastic rubber cheese. Mustard is also spicy and grainy, not runny and sweet. Sugar is brown not white Ok ok im just nit picking now, I just wanted to share some stuff, Cheers for now!


Oh and lastly $3 a Gallon is unbeleiveably cheap!!!!!

we pay up to $10 (£5) a Gallon! Pying over £1 a litre (1Gal =4.5 Litres)