čudotvorni toalet papir

[pharaoh]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

FRESH FROM MY SHOWER, I STOOD IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR COMPLAINING TO MY
HUSBAND THAT MY BREASTS WERE TOO SMALL. INSTEAD OF CHARACTERISTICALLY
TELLING ME IT'S NOT SO, HE UNCHARACTERISTICALLY COMES UP WITH A SUGGESTION.

"IF YOU WANT YOUR BREASTS TO GROW, THEN EVERY DAY TAKE A PIECE OF
TOILET PAPER AND RUB IT BETWEEN THEM FOR A FEW SECONDS."

WILLING TO TRY ANYTHING, I FETCHED A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER AND STOOD
IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR, RUBBING IT BETWEEN MY BREASTS. "HOW LONG WILL
THIS TAKE?" I ASKED

"THEY WILL GROW LARGER OVER A PERIOD OF YEARS," MY HUSBAND REPLIES.

I STOPPED. " DO YOU REALLY THINK RUBBING A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER
BETWEEN MY BREASTS EVERY DAY WILL MAKE MY BREASTS LARGER OVER THE
YEA RS?"

WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT HE SAYS "WORKED FOR YOUR BUTT, DIDN'T IT?"

HE IS STILL ALIVE, AND WITH A GREAT DEAL OF THERAPY, HE MAY EVEN WALK
AGAIN.