Don't you just love old people?

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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
>of his physical exam.
>
> The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring
>back a semen sample tomorrow."
>
> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
>gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
>
>
> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
> "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but
>nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
>
>
> Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with
>her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
>then with her teeth out, still nothing.
>
> We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
>with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between
>her knees, but still nothing.
>
>
> The doctor was shocked!
> "You asked your neighbour?"
>
>
> The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open".

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