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Ljevoruka ...

Raspravljate o temi Ljevoruka ... u Vicevi i Smiješni Tekstovi forumu, dio Humor foruma; Zena: "Sta da ja umrem? Da li bi se ponovo ozenio?" Muz: "Ne bih!" Zena: "Sto? Ne volis biti ozenjen?!" ...

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    Ljevoruka ...

    Zena:

    "Sta da ja umrem? Da li bi se ponovo ozenio?"

    Muz:

    "Ne bih!"

    Zena:

    "Sto? Ne volis biti ozenjen?!"

    Muz:

    "Naravno da volim."

    Zena:

    "Zasto se onda ne bi ponovo ozenio?"

    Muz:

    "Dobro, ozenio bih se."

    Zena:

    "Bi?" (s tuznim izrazom lica).

    Muz:

    (uzdise).

    Zena:

    "Da li bi zivjeli u nasoj kuci?"

    Muz:

    "Naravno, ova kuca je super."

    Zena:

    "Da li bi spavali u nasem krevetu?"

    Muz:

    "A gdje bi drugo spavali?"

    Zena:

    "Dao bi joj da vozi moj auto?"

    Muz:

    "Vjerojatno, novi je."

    Zena:

    "Da li bi stavio njene slike, umjesto mojih?"

    Muz:

    "Vjerovatno bih morao."

    Zena:

    "Da li bi ona koristila moje palice za golf?"

    Muz:

    "Ne, ona je ljevoruka."

    Zena:

    Tisina....

    Muz:

    "E, jebi ga."
    Daj, kad mi u srce pogledas, da tamo nema nicega, da nista nema osim tvoga imena..
    Tu, na tvome pragu zaspala, jedna dusa iskrena i samo cekam dan da ti lice ugledam...

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    Re: Ljevoruka ...

    koji crnjak
    "Praviš se finjaka, a više si jaja stukla od dupe nego od tavu..."

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    Re: Ljevoruka ...

    ahahaha, aj bg čovjek je spreman na sve
    Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose...

    >>> Monika Kravić pokazala grudi!!! <<<

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