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[pharaoh]

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.The husband,
although
very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with
his
old buddies.


So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."


"Where are you going sweetie?" asked the wife.


"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer!
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12
different countries:


Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.


The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think
of saying was, "Yes, lollypop...but at the bar...you know...they have
frozen glasses..."


He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by
saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug
out
of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.


The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be
long,
I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"


"You want hors d'oeuvres, Honey?" She opened the oven and took out 5
dishes
of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom
caps, pork strips, etc.


"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing and
dirty words. "You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in
your goddamn frozen mug and eat your mother fucking snacks, because you
are
married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"


and they lived happily ever after..


Isn't that a sweet story?