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Hunting joke

A guy wants to teach his wife how to hunt. So one day he goes up to her and asks, "Honey, will you go hunting with me?

"All right" says the wife. So the husband sets his alarm to 4 in the morning and they go to bed.

So now it is 4 in the morning and the alarm clock rings. The husband wakes up and tries to wake up his wife.

"All right honey it's time to go hunting"
"Are you nuts? It's 4 o'clock in the morning and I want to sleep"

"But honey, it's the best time to go hunting and you promised me that you'll go"

"So, that doesn't change anything"

"All right" says the husband, "you have three options. Either you go hunting with me, you give me head, or I'll do you in the ass. You'll have time to think about it while I go pack my truck"

So the husband goes out to pack his truck with hunting gear and comes back in.

"Last chance, do you want to go hunting with me"

"No I still don't want to go hunting with you and I don't like anal sex, so I'll just give you head"

She starts to do it but spits his tool out.

"EWWW your dick tastes like shit"

"Oh that's all right. The dog didn't want to go hunting either!"