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| | Opcije Teme |
27-10-07, 13:35
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| Cobo  Datum registracije: 11-11-05 Lokacija: BikiniLand Godina: 22
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  | Perfect Day   Perfect days for men/women THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER 8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 - Weigh-in 2kg lighter than yesterday 8:45 - Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed OJ & croissants; open presents(expensive jewelry) 9:15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 - Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 - Facial, manicure, make-up application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe 12:45 - Catch sight of partners ex & notice she has gained 17kg 1:00 - Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 - Nap 4:00 - 3 dozen roses delivered from secret admirer 4:15 - Massage from strong but gentle hunk - says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 - Candle light dinner for 2 followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners / dancers 10:00 - Hot shower - ALONE 10:50 - Carried to bed...freshly ironed, crisp, white linen 11:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11:15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM 6:00 - Alarm 6:15 - Blow job 6:30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section 7:00 - Large cooked breakfast cooked by a naked buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler 7:30 - Limo arrives 7:45 - Several beers en route to airport 9:15 - Flight in personal Lear jet 9:30 - Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (Blow job on-route) 9:45 - Play front 9 (2 under par) 11:45 - Lunch - steak & lobster, 3 beers & bottle of Dom Perignon 12:15 - Blow job 12:30 - Play back nine (4 under) 2:15 - Limo back to airport (several Bourbons) 2:30 - Fly to Bahamas 3:30 - Late afternoon fishing with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers 4:30 - Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle 5:00 - Fly home, massage & hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over showing her growler - naturally!) 6:45 - Sh*t, shower & shave 7:00 - Watch the news - Michael Jackson assassinated 7:30 - Dinner - Lobster starters, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak 9:00 - Napoleon Brandy & Habanos cigars in front of wall size TV as you watch football 9:30 - Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies 11:00 - Massage & Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks & a cleaning beer 11:30 - Night-cap blow job 11:45 - In bed alone 11:50 - A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog out the room 11:51 - Laugh yourself to sleep
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27-10-07, 13:39
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| charolastra  Datum registracije: 24-09-06 Lokacija: So far away Godina: 29
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__________________ Non quia difficilia sunt non audemus, sed quia non audemus difficilia sunt Monika Kravić pokazala grudi!!!...Pravila ponašanja Pravila foruma slike...Postavljanje slika na forum |
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27-10-07, 13:40
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| Bolekova koka  Datum registracije: 04-07-04 Lokacija: Birtija :D Godina: 22
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| Re: Perfect Day That is so not true Meni je ovaj muški bolji, ali bez blow job - a 
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