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1. A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say.
A cat will ignore you and take a nap.
2. A cat looks silly on a leash.
3. When you get home, a dog will be happy and lick your face.
A cat will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
4. A dog will give you unconditional love until the day he dies.
A cat will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.
5. A dog knows when you’re sad, and he’ll try to comfort you.
A cat doesn’t care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.
6. A dog will bring you your slippers.
A cat will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.
7. When you take them for a ride, A dog will sit on the seat next to you.
A cat has to have her own private basket, or she won’t go at all.
8. A dog will come when you call him, and he’ll be happy.
A cat will have someone take a message and get back to you, maybe.
9. A dog will play fetch with you all day long.
The only thing a cat will lay with all day long is small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they’re in pain.
10. A dog will wake you up if the house is on fire.
A cat will quietly sneak out the back door.

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[slay]

What are CATS?

- Cats do whatever they want and you have no idea what they are thinking.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They're totally unpredictable.
- They whine when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They expect you to cater to their every whim.
- They're moody.
- They leave hair everywhere.
- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

CONCLUSION:

Cats are little women in fur coats.


What are DOGS?

- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture they're allowed to sit on.
- They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
- They growl when they are not happy.
- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't listen to you when you're in the same room.
- When you want to play, they want to play.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They are great at begging.
- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
- They leave their toys everywhere.
- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then kiss you.

CONCLUSION:

Dogs are little MEN in fur coats.

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