Zanimljivi engleski natpisi

[Kristijan]

Natpis u prodavaonici avio karata u Kopenhagenu:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

Zoološki vrt, Budimpešta:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

Praonica rublja, Rim:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Praonica rublja, Bangkok:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

U čekaonici rimskog liječnika:
Specialist in women and other diseases.

Ispred groblja u Moskvi:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian artists, composers and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

U hotelu u Beču:
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

U hotelu u Tokyu:
Is forbitten to steal hotel hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing please not to read this.

Hotelski restoran, Poljska:
Salad a firm's own make: limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

Trgovina, Hong Kong:
For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.

Krojac, Hong Kong:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

U hotelu u Ateni:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours 9 and 11 a.m. daily.

U izlogu švedskog krznara:
Fur coats mede for ladies from their own skin.

U hotelu u Japanu:
Please to bathe inside the tub.

U liftu Beogradskog hotela:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

Pred budističkim hramom u Bangkoku:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

Hotelsko predvorje, Bukurest:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

Prometna oznaka za obilazak, Kyushi, Japan:
Stop: Drive sideways.

U japanskom hotelu:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

U liftu u Leipzigu:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

U švicarskom restoranu:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

U hotelu u Zurichu:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

U krojačkom dućanu na Rhodosu:
Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

U šumi u Njemačkoj:
It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

U baru u Tokyu:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

Planinarski dom, Švicarska:
Special today - no ice cream.

Ulazna vrata hotela u Moskvi:
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

U norveškom baru:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Prodavaonica igračaka, Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work with throughout its useful life.

Trgovina, Tokyo:
Our nylon cost more than common, but you'll find they are the best in the long run.

Japanski hotel, upute za korištenje regulatora topline:
If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

Rent-a-Car upute, Tokyo:
When passanger of foot have in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

Trgovina, Mallorca:
English well talking. Here ending this month's column.

Hotel, Acapulco:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

I za kraj, dužnosnik Izraelske vlade šefu sale Hotela Plaza, New York:
I fingered your waitress for ten minutes, but she wouldn't come.