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Kako znati da si Bosanac/Bosanka?

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    Kako znati da si Bosanac/Bosanka?



    - you begin most sentences with "jebiga"
    - you can not explain what "bolan" means, but you use it all the time
    - your mother insists that "promaha" will kill you
    - older people call you "sine" although you are a girl
    - your mother tells you to wear "potkosulja", no matter what the temperature outside
    - you tuck your "potkosulja" into your underwear
    - your father refers to all politicans with "djubrad", "lopovi", and "kriminalci"
    - your mother threathens you with "samo cekaj dok ti caca dodje kuci"
    - you are 6 and your father sends you out to buy him "Drina" and "Sarajevsko"
    - you start your day with a cup of coffee and a cigarette
    - your mother won't accept the fact that you are not hungry
    - you have "pita" for dinner at least 4 days a week
    - you have "sarma" for dinner the remaining 3 days
    - a loaf of bread is eaten for lunch every day
    - your neighbour comes over every day uninvited for coffee
    - your mother tells you not to sit close to TV, and not to use cell phones, because you will get brain tumor
    - your mother tells you that you will get sick from drinking cold water
    - your parents have "goblene" on their walls, and "heklanje"on every piece of their furniture, including the TV
    Volim grad koji teče!

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    Re: Kako znati da si Bosanac/Bosanaka?

    hahaha odlično

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    Re: Kako znati da si Bosanac/Bosanaka?

    Jebo majku, ja sam bosanac
    Ja sam najsretniji čovjek na svijetu

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    Re: Kako znati da si Bosanac/Bosanka?

    Najača mi je ova kombinacija engleskog i jebiga ili bolan
    'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.'

    >>> Monika Kravić pokazala grudi!!! <<<

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    Re: Kako znati da si Bosanac/Bosanka?

    Jebiga, tako ti je to bolan sine
    Volim grad koji teče!

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    Re: Kako znati da si Bosanac/Bosanaka?

    Citat Pravi autor: Oggy Pogledaj Poruke
    Jebo majku, ja sam bosanac
    poznato mi je...
    All in all you're just another brick in the wall. . . .

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    Re: Kako znati da si Bosanac/Bosanka?

    jebi ga, i danas sam strpao potkošulju u gaće, a nikad nisam bio u bosni.

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    Re: Kako znati da si Bosanac/Bosanka?

    Ne kontam, bolan

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    Re: Kako znati da si Bosanac/Bosanka?

    Citat Pravi autor: fat_boy_slim Pogledaj Poruke


    - you begin most sentences with "jebiga"
    - you can not explain what "bolan" means, but you use it all the time
    - your mother insists that "promaha" will kill you
    - older people call you "sine" although you are a girl
    - your mother tells you to wear "potkosulja", no matter what the temperature outside
    - you tuck your "potkosulja" into your underwear
    - your father refers to all politicans with "djubrad", "lopovi", and "kriminalci"
    - your mother threathens you with "samo cekaj dok ti caca dodje kuci"
    - you are 6 and your father sends you out to buy him "Drina" and "Sarajevsko"
    - you start your day with a cup of coffee and a cigarette
    - your mother won't accept the fact that you are not hungry
    - you have "pita" for dinner at least 4 days a week
    - you have "sarma" for dinner the remaining 3 days
    - a loaf of bread is eaten for lunch every day
    - your neighbour comes over every day uninvited for coffee
    - your mother tells you not to sit close to TV, and not to use cell phones, because you will get brain tumor
    - your mother tells you that you will get sick from drinking cold water
    - your parents have "goblene" on their walls, and "heklanje"on every piece of their furniture, including the TV
    - pa ono zalomi se
    - bolan/ bona je vrsta neodređene zamjenica koju samo bosanci dešifriraju
    ( de bolan FSB, uozbiljider se)
    - promaja je gadna stvar
    - sad kužim svog dedu - 5 kćeri
    - nikako ne slušam
    - a i kad ju imam negdje je kod ruba hlača
    - ooo da
    - ooo da... a onda je došao u penziju
    - nije fader, ali deda je znao
    - đe me nađe
    - da
    - i češće
    - i duže
    - diš bosanca bez da jede kruv
    - kad smo većina u rodu
    - odustala je
    - -II-
    - eh, nismo Hercegovci

    Jbga, nekako sam se previše asimilirala.
    Zadnji Uredio dorina : 08-11-07 u 16:24
    Na kraju sve će biti dobro. Ako nije dobro, znači da nije kraj.

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