Kako znati da si Bosanac/Bosanka?

[fat_boy_slim]

- you begin most sentences with "jebiga"
- you can not explain what "bolan" means, but you use it all the time
- your mother insists that "promaha" will kill you
- older people call you "sine" although you are a girl
- your mother tells you to wear "potkosulja", no matter what the temperature outside
- you tuck your "potkosulja" into your underwear
- your father refers to all politicans with "djubrad", "lopovi", and "kriminalci"
- your mother threathens you with "samo cekaj dok ti caca dodje kuci"
- you are 6 and your father sends you out to buy him "Drina" and "Sarajevsko"
- you start your day with a cup of coffee and a cigarette
- your mother won't accept the fact that you are not hungry
- you have "pita" for dinner at least 4 days a week
- you have "sarma" for dinner the remaining 3 days
- a loaf of bread is eaten for lunch every day
- your neighbour comes over every day uninvited for coffee
- your mother tells you not to sit close to TV, and not to use cell phones, because you will get brain tumor
- your mother tells you that you will get sick from drinking cold water
- your parents have "goblene" on their walls, and "heklanje"on every piece of their furniture, including the TV

[lol_lol]

hahaha odlično

[Oggy]

Jebo majku, ja sam bosanac

[daidza]

Najača mi je ova kombinacija engleskog i jebiga ili bolan

[fat_boy_slim]

Jebiga, tako ti je to bolan sine

[Vuxs]

Jebo majku, ja sam bosanac

poznato mi je...

[Dar1]

jebi ga, i danas sam strpao potkošulju u gaće, a nikad nisam bio u bosni.

[Adolon]

Ne kontam, bolan

[dorina]

- you begin most sentences with "jebiga"
- you can not explain what "bolan" means, but you use it all the time
- your mother insists that "promaha" will kill you
- older people call you "sine" although you are a girl
- your mother tells you to wear "potkosulja", no matter what the temperature outside
- you tuck your "potkosulja" into your underwear
- your father refers to all politicans with "djubrad", "lopovi", and "kriminalci"
- your mother threathens you with "samo cekaj dok ti caca dodje kuci"
- you are 6 and your father sends you out to buy him "Drina" and "Sarajevsko"
- you start your day with a cup of coffee and a cigarette
- your mother won't accept the fact that you are not hungry
- you have "pita" for dinner at least 4 days a week
- you have "sarma" for dinner the remaining 3 days
- a loaf of bread is eaten for lunch every day
- your neighbour comes over every day uninvited for coffee
- your mother tells you not to sit close to TV, and not to use cell phones, because you will get brain tumor
- your mother tells you that you will get sick from drinking cold water
- your parents have "goblene" on their walls, and "heklanje"on every piece of their furniture, including the TV

- pa ono zalomi se
- bolan/ bona je vrsta neodređene zamjenica koju samo bosanci dešifriraju
( de bolan FSB, uozbiljider se)
- promaja je gadna stvar
- sad kužim svog dedu - 5 kćeri
- nikako ne slušam
- a i kad ju imam negdje je kod ruba hlača
- ooo da
- ooo da... a onda je došao u penziju
- nije fader, ali deda je znao
- đe me nađe
- da
- i češće
- i duže
- diš bosanca bez da jede kruv
- kad smo većina u rodu
- odustala je
- -II-
- eh, nismo Hercegovci

Jbga, nekako sam se previše asimilirala.