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Kratki Vicevi

Raspravljate o temi Kratki Vicevi u Vicevi i Smiješni Tekstovi forumu, dio Humor foruma; Haso kaže Muji: - Jel bogati, Jes'l čito Hasanaginicu? - Ma šta čito ? Jebavo, bolan, jebavo !!! Ide Mujo ...

  1. 15-04-07, 22:37 #11
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    Re: Kratki Vicevi

    Haso kaže Muji:
    - Jel bogati, Jes'l čito Hasanaginicu?
    - Ma šta čito ? Jebavo, bolan, jebavo !!!


    Ide Mujo ulicom i u desnoj ruci nosi svoju lijevu ruku i oko.
    Sretne ga Fata:
    - Bolan Mujo, šta ti bi?
    - Ma pusti, kladio sam se sa Hasom u oko, da ne mozes
    da mi iščupa ruku.
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  2. 16-04-07, 00:37 #12
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    - Što je za žirafe oralni sex?


    - Živa vratoomija.



    Gledaju djed i baka TV, kad baka sva uzrujana povice:
    - "To je necuveno, opet seks na malom ekranu."
    - "Draga, stavi naocale. To je majmun koji jede bananu."
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  3. 16-04-07, 01:42 #13
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    Koji je glavni grad Zagorja?

    Vinograd
    Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose...

    >>> Monika Kravić pokazala grudi!!! <<<
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  4. 16-04-07, 10:29 #14
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    - Bok pičke, ja sam Duško Kuliš.
    - Nisi ti Duško Kuliš!
    - E pa niste ni vi pičke!

    Znaš li riješiti ovu jednadžbu?
    (1k+n2)/9m=3

    => Jedan krevet, nas dvoje, za devet mjeseci, bit će nas troje...
    Zadnji Uredio daidza : 16-04-07 u 11:03
    samo rakija.......i Osjecko
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  5. 16-04-07, 11:04 #15
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    Sa čim se Zagorci griju a počinje sa z?

    Z drvima
    Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose...

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  6. 16-04-07, 23:57 #16
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    sto je povjerenje?
    kada ljudozderi prakticiraju oralni sex
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  7. 18-04-07, 10:38 #17
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    Re: Kratki Vicevi

    kaže slovenac bosancu: ti si nastao križanjem medvjedice i bukve....a bosanac ga pita zna li on kako je nastao...Kako? pita janez... jebo ti ja mater - kaže bosanac...
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  8. 18-04-07, 11:04 #18
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    Jutarnji haiku

    One day, I looked up in the sky.
    A bird came by and shit into my eye.
    I didn't laugh. I didn't cry.
    I was just happy, that cows can't fly.
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  9. 18-04-07, 19:35 #19
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    znate kako je kapetan kuka poginuo?
    pogresnom rukom je obrisao dupe.
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  10. 25-04-07, 17:15 #20
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    Zasto Mujo uzima pola doze Viagre?
    Za podjebavanje.
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